Lady on the bus, to her young daughter: “Sarah, don’t do that. Be ladylike, please.”
The daughter, sounding remarkably shrewd for a 5 year old: “Ladylike? What’s ladylike?”
The mother is stumped for a few seconds and then stumbles out something like ‘acting like a little lady’.
Five year old does not look convinced.
I think that she will go far in life.